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Dvs involvement in the warEdit
he caused it
He would go on to create highly-critically-acclaimed novels often taught in high school such as The Ballad of Wallfles Time and The Mechanism of My Heart: Reloaded. He would greatly influence such authors as William S. Burroughs and Hubert "Phat Mr. Momentum" Selsby Jr.